jokes aur shayari

Techer: Batao Pradhanmantri Avas Kaha Hai?
Pappu: Havai Jahaz Men

Techer: Pappu Mainne Tumhen Thappad Mara Iska Bhavishya Kal Batao
Pappu: Chhutti Ke Baad Aapki Motersacal Pancher Milegi

Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu!